The MoSt BoriNg HolidaY EVEr!!!!!

Nothing 2 do at all during the holidays....
damn ****ing BORING!!!!!

Cant even go 2 anywhere!!!
staying at home like a piece of ****
play computer until soo boring ad
tv pula no show which is interesting


haizz.....................
mz wait 4 the holidays 2 past damn slowly

CikGu B M

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

ReaD ThiS AloNe...

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
And as in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then
,And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
'Tomorrow' I say!
'I will call on TimJust to show that I'm thinking of him.
'But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Tim died today.'
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean
If you love someone, tell them.Don't be afraid to express yourself.Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.Seize the day. Never have regrets.And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

ConfuSing ChineSe NAmEs

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
This is hilarious ...Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

ThiS Is RealLy FunnY...

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY¨!!!!READ IT AND SEND IT 2 YOUR BEST FRIENDS......i knew a girl that was so stupid that........
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

Why CanT He TelL Me ??

i my gosh this is so sad at end..... Take Some Time and actually Read this , this is a GUY TALKING...
ITS 7TH GRADE...
I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... Istared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But shedidn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to meand asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handedthem to her... She said 'thanks'.... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... Iwanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'justfriends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't knowwhy...
IT'S JUNIOR YEAR...
My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumblingon and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to comeover because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to heron the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to goto sleep... She looked at me.. Said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on thecheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know... That I don't want tobe 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don'tknow why...
IT'S SENIOR YEAR...
The day before prom.... She walked to my locker... 'My date is sick' shesaid... He's not going to go... Well... I didn't have a date and in 7thgrade... We made a promise that if neither of us had dates... We'd gotogether just as 'best friends'... And so we did...IT'S PROM NIGHT...After everything was over with... I was standing at her front door step... Istared at her ... She smiled at me... I wanted her to be mine... But shedoesn't think of me like that... And I know it... Then she said 'I had thebest time... Thanks!'... And she gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted totell her... I wanted her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... Ilove her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
IT'S GRADUATION DAY...
A day passed... And then a week... And then a month... Before I couldblink... It was graduation day... I watched her... Perfect body... Floatedlike an angel up on stage to get her diploma... I wanted her to be mine...But she doesn't think of me that way... And I know it... Before everyonewent home... She came to me in her smock and hat... And cried as I huggedher... Then she lifted her head from my shoulders and said 'you're my bestfriend'... 'Thanks!'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tellher.. I wanted her to know that I wanted to be more than 'just friends'... Ilove her but I'm too shy... And I don't know why...
IT'S A FEW YEARS LATER....
Now I sit in the pews of the church... A church that she is getting marriedin now... I watched her say 'I do' an drive off to her new life... Marriedto another man... I wanted her to be mine... But she didn't see me likethat... And I knew it... But before she drove away... She came to me andsaid 'You came!... Thanks!'... And she kissed me on the cheek... I wanted totell her... I wantd her to know that I didn't want to be 'just friends'... Ilove her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
YEARS PASSED...
I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'... Atthe service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high schoolyears... This is what it said... 'I stare at him... Wishing he was mine...But he doesn't notice me like that.... And I know it... I wanted to tellhim... I wanted him to know... That I don't want to be 'just friends'... Ilove him but I'm just too shy.... And I don't know why... I wish he wouldtell me he loved me'... I wish I did too... I thought to myself and Icried...

My BesT FriendS 4 EveR

syafina
she like naruto soo much n she is aka naruto . i always fight wif her at tuision n at skul...shes a cute half japanese girl
yi hui
she is soo berlagak ingat diri dia pandai sangat sometimes n make me angry sometimes..bt shes cute...
kobitra
she is a very nice n kind girl... she very helpful cause she always help me 2 buli yi hui...!!!
yoon peili
she is ok la... bt she always beat me... (so pain) n she always call me banana or a ma...T.T soo sad!!!
archanaa
shes a clever n nice girl... bt if u made her annoyed she will punch u (its damn pain) sometimes she very perasan...bt ok la
mimi
shes my penolong kelas bt nw shes a pengawas... she like 2 buli me bt i also buli her ...hihi..
she like kisok cause she say he is cute (wat the ....) n funny...sometimes i dun understand her..
teh tiong wei
be4 he became a pengawas he is nice bt after he became a pangawas he is soo berlagak!!! he always ejek me...he lyk ck n i dun understand y?
jonathan teh
he is a nice guy bt sometimes terlalu melampau!!! when he naik darah... he will scold any1 using bad words ...
yee kok wei
he is ok onli la...he very teruk... perasan he is very strong always ask ppl 2 hit his hand!!!